If you can’t get someone out of your head, maybe they are supposed to be there.
i know i have a vagina, but sometimes i get some serious boners u feel me?
u dont feel me.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:
story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says
‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’
and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’
and she just stared at me for a moment and said
‘oh ok. ‘
and we just continued watching
and thats how i came out to my mother
Fucking A Star.
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This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup
i need to just tattoo this on my brain
(Source: pretendplaytime, via 6evileva9)
it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus
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